Are Sasuke and Naruto gay?

Sasuke is gay

Can't you somehow fit? My brother and his buddies play it so that if someone doesn't want to do it, they have to drink. But I can't do that well here, especially my bro and Itachi must have already given up everything.

"That would interest me too!", Ino praised her friend with a kiss on the mouth. "Guys, don't you think that's going a little too far?"

"No, why? We are friends!", Yes, friends.

"Still if she doesn't want it?", A heated discussion between Sasuke and the others took place. Hinata and Shikamaru shut up. When it got too loud for me and she committed to annoy me, I got up.

Immediately it went quiet and I rolled my eyes. "Here," with just a wave of the hand, dropped the eye patch on the floor.

"Mariko, you didn't have to do that," Sasuke growled. "I know, but it got too ridiculous for me. You are annoying and I hope you are satisfied now, can we continue? Everyone nodded silently. When I turned Naruto on."

"You call Karin and say that Sasuke is gay", the silence disappeared and everyone started to laugh. "That'll be awesome!" Shouted Kiba.

"As far as I'm concerned," Naruto slipped his hand into his pocket to get his cell phone out. "Yes, it would even be useful," Sasuke agreed. Sakura just looked at her friend skeptically.

"Of course that's not true, honey. My sexual urges only react with you"

"If you believe it," I mumbled without Sakura and Sasuke being able to hear anything.

"Shhh!", Naruto pointed out. He put the speaker on so we could all hear.

"Naruto? What do you want?"

"I just wanted to say that you should please keep your fingers off my friend!" He exclaimed, exaggeratedly serious.

"What are you talking about?"

"You should keep your fingers off Sasuke, get it? He's in love with me as much as I am with him! So leave him alone!"

"Y-you mean e-he's gay?" She stuttered, stunned.

"Yes exactly! So keep your hands off him"

"Haha, poor Sakura. You must have had a hard time believing it!", She tried to cover up her own desperation. "Well, if he's interested in boys. I won't touch him," she laughed. But you could hear her sadness. We hung up. Everyone let go of their previously suppressed laughter, so that we lay there with stomach cramps.

"If she turned on her brain, she would know that Naruto couldn't be jealous because Sasuke is gay"

"Just like that, if one of you is gay, you can safely say that. A gay best friend would be awesome," I laughed.

The boys looked at me perplexed, while the girls could only agree.

"Why do you want a gay friend?" Asked Chouji.

"You know Chou, with them you can go shopping undisturbed," I explained.

"And you can talk about your friend"

"Peeping with him"

We enumerated other things. After that, nobody really wanted to play the game and we went out. The clouds blocked the sun and it was cold. Nevertheless we ran to an old playground.

"This one reminds me of the past", lost in thought we smiled at the swing, the slide, the climbing frame and the seesaws. "Yes," we all agreed with Naruto's words. "Not only that I was here often with my brother and played with his buddies. Here I also met Sasuke and the friendship really started here too.